February 2012
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Oh my GOD a hot piece of carrot just went down my cleavage.
collapsingonbridges replied to your post: Oh yeah my sister is getting married in May but…
just show up in a bridesmaids dress and be like lulwutbitch
Snap ma fingaz and pull out da bitchez cheap weave xoxox qurl.
Oh yeah my sister is getting married in May but she isn’t having bridesmaids because she doesn’t want ugly people in her wedding photos (+ she can’t afford dresses).
I just love how family oriented my sister is.
I am going to be a witness or whatever so I have to sign some important document and I will be overly nervous and my signature will end up looking dAANniaellgeEE or...
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I gave SPG fresh food at like mid day and straight after I put it in, she sat in her food bowl and just ate. She is still there, about 5 and a half hours later.
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collapsingonbridges replied to your post: Stranger reblogged this photo. Do not know if…
oh god awkward
HAHAHA YES omg. :(
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Stranger reblogged this photo.
Do not know if want.
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There are visitors at my house who are looking to buy my parents caravan, so I have to babysit Zero in the living room. It is so hot today so he just came straight in and laid in front of the air conditioner while the people walked past him, and he just didn’t give a fuck. I have the laziest “guard” dog ever.
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My stomach hurts so I will just eat these lollies because I want to ensure that my body is in the best shape it can be.
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God I haven’t shaved my legs in ages.
I only actually realised that when I looked down at a cut on my leg and realised they are covered in hair.
I nearly gave a fuck just then.
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Typing so fast on my phone that auto-correct just gives up and “how are you?” turns into “hoq str tiy*”.
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I think I want to grow my hair out again.
Fuck.
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Bodyartforms y u no restock things I want.
h8 u.
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After sitting here for the last 20 minutes, trying to accurately measure my current plugs, I figured out that they are in fact 2g rather than 4g and I have been misinformed for the last 6 years. Wow, ok.
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I just realised that having coffee at 11pm was probably a bad decision because I have gone from being completely tired to hyped up.
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“What the fuck is that it stinks take it outside”
– My dad every time I do my nails.
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subtletyisnotanoption replied to your post: subtletyisnotanoption replied to your post: Post…
GOOD GIF i never find.. the audience to use it with
I have a folder full of just TISM GIFs which I can barely use because they’re just of men wearing balaclavas dancing.
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TISM reminds me of doing my HSC. Maybe thats why I’m not going to uni.
subtletyisnotanoption replied to your post: Post something TISM > The only person who ever…
u introduced me to thai drug runner and that whole STUFF i was missing so u get all my likes
HAHAHA. Oh my god I downloaded that from like Limewire when I was 13 or something. ;-;
nobodyxaldyn replied to your post: Post something TISM > The only person who ever…
Well you’re not awesome...
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Post something TISM > The only person who ever likes/reblogs is Sean.
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I think I need to make more TISM GIFs.
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Crying at the fact that all TISM CDs listed on Ebay range from $50 - $150. Singles are $25 - $50 but I have most that are there.
Also crying at the fact that the only album I have ever been able to illegally download of theirs was The White Albun and that took like 8 hours.
Also crying that I have no job.
Crying even harder that the place I did work experience at in year 10 had TISM CDs for $10...
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Ugh black hair looked good on me but it is such a fucking boring hair colour (for me) because it is so dark that you can do absolutely nothing with it ugh.
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I lost another follower.
I laughed. Their description is “I post a lot of offensive shit.” and thats it. We’ve got a badass over here. I went through their first few pages and just saw a few pics of naked women.
Because the naked female body is so god damn offensive.
dandy-tan:
markaragnos:
It may be ironic, as well as disgusting, that PETA treat women like shit in an attempt to support animal rights.
Fuck PETA.
not to mention how fucking classy is is of them to compare eating meat to the Holocaust and genocide
FUCK PETA.
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Going through the first proper conversation James and I had when I had just added him on Facebook back in May.
We’re too cute.
Oh yeah I started taping my earlobes last night. They’re loose already though since my ears were temporarily at like 0g/8mm a few years ago. Still going to take it slow though obviously.
James says (7:46 PM): I’m not an R-tard James says (7:47 PM): I am rated G for genius no R for retarded Danii says (7:48 PM): what am i? c: James says (7:49 PM): you are rated D for Danii
I’m just Danii.
I love James.
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WatchApparently my sim turns into Lady Gaga when she answers her phone.
So I just discovered a fairly painful bruise on my leg via kicking myself.
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I’m just going to go and play The Sims.
At least Sims can get jobs.
collapsingonbridges replied to your post: collapsingonbridges replied to your post: Optus…
yeah even the big corporations are being greedy fuckers. I NEED MONEY PRICKS.
ME TOO.
Maybe go on Seek. Just type in Liverpool (or wherever you’re willing to go to) as the keyword and a lot of local jobs come up. It’d be easier for you on there since a lot of jobs require you to have your...
